yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
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