U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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