Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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