She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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