Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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