What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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