I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
you will always have a special place in my vag
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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