just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
love makes seman taste better
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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