Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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