I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
My feet surprised me
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