I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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