In the future we'll all be gay
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You did what with his pubic hair?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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