): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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