Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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