Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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