Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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