i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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