Already got asked if we're dating
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
