hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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