i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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