Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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