So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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