Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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