I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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