i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Drunk is not a location!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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