just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
honey bunches of taint.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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