let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
