I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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