put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My vagina is officially offended.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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