David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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