I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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