this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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