That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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