Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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