Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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