WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
