i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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