You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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