problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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