After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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