Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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