bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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