When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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