At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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