Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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