i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Someone came in the potted fern
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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