i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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