Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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