what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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