the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I love you.
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