Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
it glows. i had to have it.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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